evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.

Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.

by Evan combs December 5, 2019

Evan

a player.

evan is a player.

by funny silly vibes girl December 5, 2019

Evan

Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful

Evan is a dick

by Orange0799 December 9, 2019

Evan

All the girls want his dick in their mouth, ass and pussy, Evan is typically ripped super sexy and all the guys want to be just like him

Man look at that Evan guy he is so hot

by Eatthisguysdick October 21, 2019

Evan

Evan is a nice, cool, sexy guy. All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him. Evan usually has the most sex in a group of friends because of his huge dick

Damn That Evan is so sexy

by Eatthisguysdick October 22, 2019

Evan

Sexy ass dude with a giant cock that goes into your moms ass all of the time

Evan fuck my mom last night

by Gfdyyhbggy October 29, 2019

Evan

Someone who is always willing to make you smile and laugh. He will always be sure your day is going good or will get better. Evan will always pay for you no matter what you do. He will make you feel like the most pretty person in the world even though he already is. I love you oranges

Did you see him, he is such an Evan

by evica November 5, 2019