eat my left is a phrased used at a person who deserves utter disrespect.
when saying this at someone you are telling them to get down and worship your left nut as they are useless people. touching your right is totally unacceptable.
when using the comeback "eat my left", no matter what they say you have won the argument
when saying this at someone you are telling them to get down and worship your left nut as they are useless people. touching your right is totally unacceptable.
when using the comeback "eat my left", no matter what they say you have won the argument
by Dewius Finn November 8, 2009
Get the eat my leftmug. First, you spread the cheeks.
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga
1: "I ate that hoes booty. Tight as fuck mah nigga,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"
by XaniDefinez October 18, 2017
Get the how to eat the bootymug. An expletive phrase to be used as an alternative to the more crass "Fuck you" or "Go fuck yourself"; also a more creative alternative to "eat shit", though not as damning as "eat shit and die".
by Shit Brick August 19, 2004
Get the eat a box of shitmug. by Faye Von Castro July 9, 2011
Get the Go eat yourselfmug. by khalid June 11, 2004
Get the eat my assmug. 
an insult from the 90's but now it's funny because eating a dick is a blowjob but it means to devour a human dick (fully, not a blowjob) and die basically meaning that they'll get death row for cannibalism.
by username420 November 21, 2020
Get the eat a dick and diemug.