An ultimate being that plagues games. His chances of appearing are a 1/10000000 chance. People claim that he is a dark colored figure with a thick cape and he can corrupt your save files and eventually haunt you. Not even the strongest players can kill him. Anywhere you go, he follows. The first ever sighting of dr bambo isn't fully recorded, but legends say that he is a master in mimicking your every move. And the reason for Dr? Well, he has a PhD in kicking your ass. He has an unknown relative called Wabungus who is 10000x stronger than him
Joe: "why is there a floating cape moving? Is it a ghost?
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."
David: "No, it is the reality breaking diety, the destroyer of souls, Dr. Bambo! He is said to appear every 1/10000000 times."
by DWMiggo November 4, 2021

by Lucian Reeves April 6, 2019

An awesome and adorable bear that everyone loves and does no wrong, Dr. Funshine Carebear is loved by everyone.
Person 1: "Man, I could really use a good friend right now."
Person 2: "You should go see Dr. Funshine Carebear
Person 2: "You should go see Dr. Funshine Carebear
by addictwithapen28 October 30, 2018

by Dr Jeston October 5, 2022

by CFlack bozo February 12, 2022

A cocky scientist who has a plan to secret plan destroy boom beach that he wont shut the fuck up about
by eggNitro January 4, 2021

Instead... Lock them up at the Dr. Phil rape farm and then your staff can rape the bad behavior out of them. Controlling people's behavior is SUPER important because women are vulnerable to psychogenic epidemics! Like the "hysteria" epidemic! Remember that? Remember how women were just labeled with "hysteria" and you could just lock em up? The was cool and Dr. Phil is totally fine with and has actively done a thing that was directly conceptually adjacent to that.
"Don't reward bad behavior" ~ Dr. Phil
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
Hym "Yes. Instead... Do whatever it takes to control their behavior upto and including locking them up against their will without them committing a crime and with their parent's consent... And then rape them repeatedly. That's Dr. Phil's solution to bad behavior and I think we should all remember that."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
