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Slay the dragon

Engaging in sexual conduct with the ugliest girl (dragon) of a group of women. Pairing off almost naturally occurs for the beautiful woman but nobody is willing to claim the dragon. Generally though has more pervesion and more willing to put out over the more attractive specimens. Is known to lick your butthole, in which case you are told to marry her. Also known as taking one for the team.
Beve: What chicks are we boning tonight?
Parker: Ashley, Whitney, and Cierra
Dallen: I call Cierra!
Parker: Heck no man, your gonna slay the dragon tonight! You get Whitney haha.
Beve: Thats what I'm talkin about! She'll lick your butthole!
by Mike Hunts Softball Team June 28, 2011
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Dragon Energy

A condition characterized by: A tendency toward self-aggrandization; the inability to understand and to state the truth; nonsensical public ranting; uncontrollable narcissistic behavior; exploitation of others; delusions of grandeur; borderline intellectual functioning; the inability to form nontransactional relationships with women; the need to draw those around them into their own dysfunctional sphere of influence through social media; and a severe penile inferiority fixation.

Warning: This condition is highly infectious; particularly to those with limited intellectual capacity
We are both dragon energy.
by Pantsuitwarrior May 31, 2018
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red dragon

while recieving a blowjob,right befor you cum the woman/man karate chops your dick and blood comes out
your dog accidentally gave me a red dragon, but its ok
by David Josh Chino california April 29, 2008
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baby dragon

Kind of like the angry dragon, only the cum exits the nose more slowly, when she/he exhales out of their nose, sometimes a bubble will form.
the cum came out her nose slowly, and as she exhaled she did a baby dragon. The bubble popped, and what a mess.
by setari April 16, 2008
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Dragon Breath

When it is so cold in/outside, you can see your breath, eg. Dragon Breath.
Person 1: Is it cold outside?
Person 2: Yeah, i've got dragon breath man.
by Andy2k11 December 20, 2010
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Dragon cock

A picture of a man's penis tattooed and pierced to look like a dragon. Pictures saying "y hello thar, dragoncock" exist.
Have you seen the dragon cock? I can't believe someone got their dick tattooed to look like a dragon.
by fanglekai August 30, 2010
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dragon wagon

A car, probably a Mercedes or BMW, driven by a sour-faced middle-aged woman who drives like a complete stuck up bitch.
by Ian Chode February 24, 2004
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