Dragon Cock

The Enourmouse cock of a dragon

Holy Shit Did you see that dragon Cock

by Baby Jebus August 10, 2008

Dragon Cock

A very large, powerful penis. Can be used as a weapon against unsuspecting bad guys.

Dude hurry up! That guy has a dragon cock and he is coming to get us, we need to get out of here!

by DC&TP February 8, 2010

Dragon cock

A picture of a man's penis tattooed and pierced to look like a dragon. Pictures saying "y hello thar, dragoncock" exist.

Have you seen the dragon cock? I can't believe someone got their dick tattooed to look like a dragon.

by fanglekai August 31, 2010

Gigantic dragon cock

A cock that is 24 inches long and has scales

He pulls down his pants and pulls up a gigantic dragon cockand began to fuck

by Jadelynna February 26, 2017

Cock dragon

someone that is just a big a-hole or doush

an insult

1:yo man im so high
2:drugs suck and fund terrorists you pothead
1:up yours cock dragon

by im like a man January 26, 2010

Grand Master Cock Dragon

Not just a cock, but the Head of all Cocks and some assholes.

When it's not enough just to call someone a dick head.

When someone gets you so pissed off at them you can not logically think of a insult that fits them, then they become a Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Soup:Dude why do you keep jankin my kills?
Blackop: cause I guess I am a cock. I really don't give a damn man!
Soup: (Pissed off to no resolve) Fuck you you fuckin cock ass... You Fuckin fuck... Your uh... Uhh.... I don't know a Fuckin Grand Master Cock Dragon bastard!!!
Blackop:...... Thanks buddy.

by BlackOp August 27, 2009

Lord Dragon Cock

A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .

Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !

by Ultra Violet July 27, 2022