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Flach drunk

When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger
Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action
by wweezzyFFFbabyandtheFisforFart November 1, 2010
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drunk mail

1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.

GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
by jonesyfruit January 11, 2009
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drunk dump

When you wake up and you're sitting on the toilet in a drunkin stooper and suddenly realize there is a dump in the water below. Falling asleep on the toilet while intoxicated, and still getting the job done.
Baby!! Bring me a towel! I drunk dumped again but I fell over this time.
by theDrunkDumper January 21, 2014
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drunk language

Often spell basic words wrong while under the influence of alcohol.
Last night was hilarious when you were sending me messages in a drunk language.
by iKingy June 16, 2014
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drunk vagina

When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting
You have whiskey dick, I have drunk vagina maybe we should do this another time
by Don316 April 9, 2016
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contagious drunk

When Melissa goes out to party but doesn’t drink. So she tries too hard and pretends to be drunk telling all of her friends that she gets “contagious drunk”. AKA she is a moron. Let’s hope she doesn’t get a contagious hangover.
I don’t drink; but I get contagious drunk.
by JessTheRealist May 19, 2018
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Raging drunk

A drunk person who easily gets riled up and becomes verbally and physically hostile.
Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
by TheGreatFailure September 19, 2016
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