Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.

I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.

by Mackabilly December 10, 2019

donkey dick

when a person (not specified if man or woman.) has a huge fucking dick

sir/ma'am you have a donkey dick

by donkey dicker January 9, 2019

donkey scrub

It's a nuggy

"Don't scratch my head that hard it's turning into a donkey scrub"

by Donkey scrub May 15, 2016

Donkey Sickness

When you feel sickened immediately after waking up next to a male or female that is not attractive.

After a big party night, Mike felt the donkey sickness coming on when he looked over at who he had hooked up with that night.

by eemmmmaaaa January 14, 2011

Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas June 7, 2018

spicy donkey

When a man shakes Red Hot or Tabasco on his girl's chocolate starfish after donkey punching her.

Phil gave Elaine a spicy donkey.

by CBizzie September 1, 2007

Luv donkey

A person who is caring ,loving ,patient understanding, tentative, sweet, puts their loved one first.

Billy is Lexi's luv donkey.

by Bill . H August 19, 2017