Delivering the Dogs

A euphemistic term commonly associated with gay men in an attempt to announce in a classy and refined way that they are preparing...even eager...to engage in powerful anal sex with an amenable sloppy party bottom

Girlfriend, I would love to stay and chat but my boyfriend is home on shore leave so I need to run and get a pack of Magnums...daddy's gonna be delivering the dogs tonight.

by Dirk Strongold June 12, 2011

Dice Dog

The guy at the gaming table who gathers any dice on the floor after a gaming session.

"Hey Ollie, your the dice dog, go and get my d20 bitch."

by CloudX9 December 18, 2011

It is forbidden to dog

A poorly translated "No dogs allowed"

Person #1: Hey, can I take my dog the store?
Person #2: It is forbidden to dog

by Dog Forbidder December 1, 2021

circus dog

A trick a dog performs while catching a Frisbee whereas they bounce it off of their nose one or more times before catching it in their mouth. One bounce would constitute a circus dog, two bounces would be a double circus dog, three bounces for a triple circus dog, etc.

My dog Sheeba was so lose she was pulling double circus dogs all afternoon.

by MrRockandRoll May 1, 2004

flat dogging

It's like having sex doggy style, but the girl is laying flat on her stomach.

Yo man I was just flat dogging my girl and my dick got in so deep!

by Flat_dogging July 3, 2016

dog surgery

a term used to describe the most rancid and unpleasant things to exist. typically refers to smells but is aplicable to other things too.

i just know that nasty ass sandwich smelled like dog surgery 💀💀💀

by dermapetra July 18, 2022

Shorn Dog

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.

Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018