TinkerBell Disease

Being diagnosed with a disease, but not wanting anyone to know what it is.

For example, TinkerBell needed love and support so she could fight for her light to shine. People battling illnesses need this support as well, but do not always have to say what they have. TinkerBell Disease is an alias for an illness.

by NamasteLatte April 3, 2021

weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.

“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.

by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022

Ex-boyfriend Disease

Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!

Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.

Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.

Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.

by MonkeyBubbles July 13, 2017

Dillon Francis Disease

A type of disease that makes your voice very deep.

Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?

Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.

by Drew Gorman August 23, 2022

digest the disease

when you take your mask off and digest the "Government-19"

'people take the mask off, its a leveling population disease put out by the federal government, please demask immediately and "DIGEST THE DISEASE"

by it ok it the end May 6, 2021

Discord disease

When an average discord user becomes infected with a glitch where one is unable to hear and/or speak in the voice chat even after deleting the app or restarting the computer.

Help I can’t hear Bernard I think he had discord disease

by Nickiminajisthequeen April 30, 2021

FlowerPetal Disease

FlowerPetal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki, being quite similar to the coughing of flowers by Patient A The causing of FlowerPetal disease is from in relationship, one sided love, where Patient A or B show no reply of feelings back, but date the person pitfully, to taunt the relationship, pretending to love them, making the person who liked them, blindsided, unaware of the falsehood of lies being used against them, the person faking the love, may end up ignoring the person with feelings, or cheat on them, etc. breaking their hearts slowly, then break up with person who had feelings, hence causing FlowerPetal Disease, though, it is quite rare as chances of it happening are quite low, 2/10 people in a room may have it. Patients may use a mask when they first discover they have it, then get medicine prescribed for it once it becomes worse. Surgery is an option, though is quite risky of death. 5/10 patients who have gotten the surgery have died, others getting extremely bad symptoms after the surgery, leading to needing meds to help with that, or more surgeries, so most advise not to get the surgery, and to try the medicine to see if that works.

Usually as you have it longer, you will notice that you can predict or notice the days it will act up, or before you start coughing, the flowers invade a small portion of your lungs, making it harder to breathe, but do not make it too much harder to do daily actives, though making it where you may need to take more breaks.

Definition / Define:

a person coughing up flowers from a broken relationship once over
person coughs flowers from an illness because of onesided love

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Example:
She stood up, leaving the room in a rush to the hall, and began coughing up damp white petals.

Do you have "FlowerPetal Disease"?

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Pronounced:
Flow-er- pet-al dis-ease

by eggs_cosplays February 16, 2022