Cramp

A follower of the devil of Christmas Krampus. But the downsyndrome version.

I am a cramp

by CrampLover123 September 5, 2018

Crap

Your older brother. (Talking to you Dakota)

Looks like crap!

by 061005 November 10, 2018

crap circles

when you have sharted and there are unexplained sacred geometric shapes in your briefs

Real men prefer briefs, for 'tis easier to identify and catalogue crap circles

by Ae5Ea8 December 17, 2018

Crap

The word "crap" comes from the inventor of the flushing toilet, Thomas Crapper. After that, the toilet started to be called the "crapper", in honour of its inventor. After that, the name for feces became "crap", and finally, nowadays, we use it as a word to express our emotions. Some people consider it as a swear word, but it is actually a shortened last name.

Person 1: Your wallet was stolen!!!
Person 2: ...Crap.

by le zoink December 18, 2018

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 1, 2019

Crap Music

Bad taste in music, typically what you and your friends blast on a Saturday afternoon. Aka your taste in music.

What do you think of my playlist?

It's crap music.

by Apple_21 January 25, 2019

crap-a-lacking

Constipated, or feeling constipation

My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.

by Vero1982 March 12, 2019