didn't want to come

Didn't want to come

You____ and didn't want to come

by anonymous December 16, 2023

The "always come back" Effect

How an entity returns after multiple events where it should have perished.

"And yet, even after all of our attempts to get rid of it, the "always come back" Effect kept it alive."

by Themaninthe_rabbit_suit December 18, 2023

Reversed coming out

When you have already come out as a certain sexuality/gender but your sexuality/gender has changed, and therefore you come out reversed.

Hey, i know I said I’m gay but now I think i’m bisexual so I’m reversed coming out to you.

I thought I was pansexual all this time, turns out I’m actually omnisexual. This is my reversed coming out.

by yourlocalqueer July 3, 2023

Come 🫦

Excitement, enjoyment for something

Self: anything

Self: come 🫦

by Juzforfin July 9, 2023

Do you want to come over for a cuppa

How Brits ask if you want to come round for tea, like actual tea with tea and scones and jam and stuff

Richard: do you want to come over for a cuppa?

by HealthyDreamrr July 16, 2023

Here Comes Sickness

Heh

Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Shaking her hips
Like she's some kinda treat
All the neighborhood dogs
Licking at her feet
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Walking down my street
Yeah

Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
When she comes to my house
I hope she don't knock
All the neighborhood dogs
Sniffing at her crotch
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Here comes sickness
Moving up my block
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, yeah

There goes sickness
In my daddy's car
Good riddance to the both of you
I hope you go far
All the neighborhood dogs
Should be drunk in the bar
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
There goes sickness
In my daddy's car

by Death Menace July 23, 2023

Come unstuck

Fatally misheard as "cum monster"

P1) "and they come unstuck"
P2) cum monster?

by AliTheAce July 24, 2023