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Nashville Christmas Bomber

To learn more about the Nashville Christmas Bomber, see Looney Maga Bomber.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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Christmas Pizza

When a couple tries to set a romantic holiday mood, but one partner misreads the assignment and decorates the bedroom like a Papa John’s ad with twinkle lights.
Usage: “I said ‘sexy holiday vibe,’ not ‘Christmas Pizza,’ James.”
by Kenny Skittles ATX December 4, 2025
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Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!
by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018
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Soft-Box Christmas

A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.
Last year we had a soft-box christmas.
by Rbcrusher1221 November 12, 2023
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Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.
Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!
by Santadude69 December 10, 2013
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Merry Christmas

Don't let your impeding A.I. drone genocide spoil the holidays.
Hym "Merry Christmas everyone! I haven't seen any news of Santa's capture so... Clearly we've failed once again... But keep your chin up! We'll get that son of a bitch eventually."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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Christmas

A wonderful holiday / yearly event on the 25th of December even though people talk about it in November... and now October apparently.
“Hey! You guys excited for Christmas?!?!!”
“Dude, shut up it’s JULY!!”
by CheesyBoi65 November 18, 2020
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