Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

by johnsteck February 4, 2010

New prime minister of Canada

Ronk Sing

"O hey the new prime minister of canada very cool"
"Ikr"

by dasasasasdas December 8, 2020

Canada

Destroyed by Feminists and Marxists. Welcome to the shitty machine.

Canada is dead...at least they still ship Seagram’s

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020

Canada's History

the most deplorable sexual act imaginable. involves maple syrup, moose antlers and the stanley cup.

guy 1 : I totally Canada's history that girl the other night.
guy 2 : wow? really?
guy 1 : yup
guy 2 : Where do you even get moose antlers at 3 am?

by gdefelice February 4, 2010

Canada's History

n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.

When I'm done with those ignorant fucks, they'll remember Canada's History.

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.

Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.

by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

by xythadar February 4, 2010