double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 27, 2009

Blast in the pass

To have sex with a prior acquaintance.

Alright John, you'll never guess what... I saw Laura from sixth form the other day- first time in years! One thing lead to another and I ended up giving her a blast in the pass! Felt like I was 18 all over again!

by Jubbzarella June 01, 2015

Body Blast

When receiving fellatio you take a big hit of crack at the point of orgasm. Timing is imperative.

Last week I did a body blast with this street walker I picked up in Newark and her timing on it was impeccable!

by Feloneeus Drunk May 21, 2024

Walnut blast

An incredible amount of nutty flavored semen.

I'm from Jersey, wanna walnut blast my engine bay like a bunch of Christian Brothers?

by WalnutBlaster July 14, 2021

Jittle blast

When 2 males jizz in each one of a females ears then blast music in her ears using headphones.

Hey Jim, remember Linda from Arby’s? We gave her a jittle blast.

by Unknownnutbuster February 04, 2024

Griz Blast

When fans of the UM Grizzlies get overwhelmed by emotion

I cant wait to take a bunch of griz blasts with all my bros tonight. I hope I get a griz blast to the face!

by Soistartedblastin March 04, 2024

sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.

"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"

by sigma_man January 18, 2024