Cock Blast

When a man shoots his cum out of the tip of his penis and his urethra expands. the cock blast usually lands on anus or tits.

Man Bobby, that cock blast you shot last night sure rattled my insides.

by bluke69 April 12, 2019

Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025

Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.

Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

Block Blast

Game that basically everyone I hang out with plays while getting absolutely mogged by their high score.

Person 1: Yo hop on Block Blast.
Person 2: But your high score is so much higher than mine!
Person 1: IDFC!

by literallynothim December 8, 2024

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Jimmy Blasted

Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.

Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!

by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018

Pineapple blast

When somebody sticks a pineapple up their anus

Hey did you hear Bobby did a pineapple blase G:What

A pineapple blast they stick a pineapple up their ass

by BUBBLEloves June 22, 2022