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Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
by HS----8 March 11, 2017
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Bunk Bed

An itimate chain of people stacked laying on top of one another
When I want a three some I refer to the Bunk Bed technique.
by Jake Handlen October 12, 2021
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put to bed

"she put to bed three days after she started her leave"
by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024
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bed

my bed is freakin *lit*, man
by Stan_yourbiggestfan06 December 26, 2021
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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
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Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin
"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"
by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015
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Bed

i had fun with your mom in bed last night
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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