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big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
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Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.
-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"
by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016
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olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed
It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!
by M & MOB October 7, 2013
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bed

ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed
by urbandicrionaryfan March 14, 2023
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Bed and breakfast

Are you going to give your partner bed and breakfast?
by H4XOR13 June 6, 2023
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Bed Lick It

A term used to express extreme sexual potency between men by stripping oneself and biting the headboard of a bed while prostrating your genitals to your partner
I like the way you bed lick it baby
by benjamit June 3, 2024
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Brenda The Bed

Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke
Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep
by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018
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