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IT Beard

Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?

Steve: He's in the IT department.

John: Oh... IT beard...

Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...

Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
by nunocordeiro January 9, 2014
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cambodian beard

When a girl is sucking your dick, and just before you cum, you jam her head down on your cock and shit, then it flows onto her chin and she has a Cambodian beard.
by JoeblowLids April 19, 2018
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bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).
She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
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Urban Beard

Men who have full beards like mountain man but who live in the city
THAT GUY WITH THE FULL URBAN BEARD HAS NEVER STEPPED FOOT IN THE MOUNTAINS OR EVEN OUT OF THE CITY
by Beach Tiffany December 28, 2014
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Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.
by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014
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egg in the beard

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
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Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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