Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

Angus Beef

A Scottish mans (Large) penis

ooft that guy must have such and angus beef

by weights for the bus March 02, 2018

beef-wit

Beef-wit (n.) a slow or stupid person, one lacking in sophisticated thought and expression.

Philly sports fans caused a delay of the game again. Those beef-wits have been eating too many steak sandwiches.

The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted lord – Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act 2, Scene 1

by Linguistic April 21, 2016

Beef Stroganoff

Pouring copious amounts of lubricant on the vagina lips and instead of fucking the vagina you fuck the pussy lips vertically until ejaculation is reached.

"Hey girl, I'm going to give you that beef stroganoff tonight"

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 08, 2013

Beef O'Brady

Where a woman puts a beefstick all the way up her ass, and then proceeds to poop it out while another person takes bites from it as it appears.

Last night, my wife came home with a Slim Jim and we did a Beef O'Brady.

by Darkearwig August 30, 2017