Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

dirty jazzy

When you stick your dick insides a milk carton then shove it into your partners ass

My woman requests dirty jazzy all the dam time

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 27, 2021

dirty airpump

Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.

You: Honey i need to fart come quick.

Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?

You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)

Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?

You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.

by jakoel May 13, 2011

Dirty Kelsi

Asserting your dominance by dropping that thing in a circular motion while screaming "Call me your Velvet Queen"

Last night the party got so crazy I had to jump on the nearest bar stool and pull a dirty Kelsi.

by CjOj8291 April 5, 2020

dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!

We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer

by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016

Dirty Teacher

A teacher that would flirt or have sex with a student. (Often a female)

That the best teacher cuz she a Dirty Teacher

by MrStealYoGirl69 February 14, 2017

dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017