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Work beard

a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 10, 2024
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Golden Bearded Eggroll

Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".
The eggroll aka Golden Bearded Eggroll
by Jolene69 June 16, 2023
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Gray-bearding

the behaviour that preceeds drunken one night stands between work colleagues
Apparently they went home together, I knew they would though, she was gray-bearding him all night...
by Wisevalve November 6, 2010
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Beard

Nickname of the greatest “Step-Back” artist in whole NBA, James Harden
Yo, Beard was cooking them boys, tonight.
Man, I miss those days when Beard used to drop 40s or 50s on daily.
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Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.
I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot
by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025
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Bearded Spiderman

When a boy cums in his hand, webs it over the girl's mouth then pulls a handful of his own pubes out and throws them on top so it sticks like a beard.
'You look different today...'
'Yeah i got bearded spiderman last night..'
by Lily Spunkface November 4, 2011
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stroking my beard

by Ard rob March 15, 2019
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