Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

lick of love

When a person licks their true loved neck

Girl: Why did you lick Mr
Man: It was the lick of love

by TheRealHarshTruth March 28, 2015

Devious Lick

A retarded TikTok trend that is just destructive for no reason.

Just got a devious lick 😈
*steals a fucking urinal*

by Degunuts September 18, 2021

Hitting a lick

When Joe Douglas trades loud Brandon Meriweather for two first round picks.

“Joe Douglas hit a lick up in this jawn.”

By “hitting a lick” joe Douglas has fleeced the Seahawks

by Kylet8181 October 8, 2021

Pickle Juice Lick

When an elderly woman puts a cucumber in her anus and gets it wet with her pussy and licks all the pussy juice off of it

I saw a lady do a pickle juice lick in her car yesterday in the Walmart parking lot

by Poop covered pillows May 16, 2020

Lick My Cactus

It means to suck my dicc ..😑Be offended-Qveen💓💍

U can go lick my cactus

by Qveen Lieah June 24, 2017

Licking her wounds

The act of eatin' dat bitch out while she bleedin' from her baby hole

Aww hell yeah, Becky got her period today. Imma be licking her wounds all night!

by anonymous December 11, 2020