A person who has been killed, then reanimated. They are dead. Very, very dead. If you come into contact with a zombie you need to do one of two things, or both: 1. Run, 2. Kill it. Either way, you shouldn’t have them near you.

I would recommend making a plan for the ZA, just in case.

Me: Hey is that a zombie?
Person: Yeah
Me: We should go kill it

Brent and David got chased down the road by a couple of zombies.

Zombie by tealZ April 19, 2019

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Zombie

Someone who uses a lot of drugs (drug makes you mindless like a zombie

Nigga you a zombie

Zombie by Rf Laglame April 24, 2019

Zombie

Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.

A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”

A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”

Zombie by PieEater293 June 5, 2019

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zombiemine

A person that has been up for days tweaked out on methamphetamine. Symptoms include confusion seeing shadow people slurred speech shadow boxing imaginary friends indecency exposer paranoia taking apart electronics or random it's around home to never be put back together oor work again. A person on flika.

Jay must have caught the zombiemine virus a through z. He is outside shadow boxing tree monkeys with his power cord numchucks.

zombiemine by Monkey toez August 4, 2019

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