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great weather for snorkeling

It is sarcasm, and has nothing to do with snorkeling. The phrase simply means that the weather is horrible. Therefore snorkeling would infact be impossible, unless you wanted to freeze yourself to death.
"Wow, with all this ice, its great weather for snorkeling!"
by SilentLemon January 24, 2009
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Dog Watch

Dog Watch.
-adjective,
1. Commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a 'rank' female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye
"mate i got with a bird, but she was dog watch so i did her in the poo dot"
by Wrighty Okeith December 1, 2011
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People watching with telescopes

To take a dump so large and stinky that only 'People watching with telescopes' would survive.

To be of so little worth to society that only 'People watching with telescopes' might be fooled into thinking you have any value.
Warn the people watching with telescopes to back up, it's on it's way, and it's worst than we thought.

If it wasn't for the people watching with telescopes no one would know how we all died today.

The chair you built was so useless even people watching with telescopes could tell.
by Ir4piDcR4ckp07 December 13, 2012
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Fair-Weather Friend

Ted Cruz.

From Wikipedia:
In February 2021, during a historic winter storm, up to 4.3 million Texas residents were left without power and millions of others without drinking water. In the middle of the storm, Cruz and his family were spotted on a plane heading to Cancún, Mexico, where they planned to stay at the Ritz Carlton and escape their home, which Heidi Cruz called in a text message "FREEZING".198199200 Cruz requested assistance from the Houston Police to escort him and his family through the airport.201
Reporters outside the Cruz family home also observed that Cruz had left the family poodle Snowflake alone inside the house without heat. The dog was spotted through the window of the front door of the dark and empty house.202 One reporter who visited the house spoke to a self-identified security guard who said he was caring for the dog.203 Cruz's political allies and rivals condemned him for leaving Texas during a crisis and traveling internationally during the COVID-19 pandemic.198 Cruz initially said he was taking his daughters on a weeklong vacation from school at their request, in an attempt to be a "good dad".204 Later that day, he returned to Texas and said the vacation was a mistake.205 Protesters calling for his resignation greeted him in front of his house upon his return.206
Ted Cruz is such a fair-weather friend: The moment Texas froze over, he abandoned his constituents and ran to Mexico.
by Hard_Landings February 22, 2021
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Sweater weather gay

A queer individual who has an indie vibe and likes the rain
Elenna: see wearing my doc martens in the rain was the move.

Sophia: with that over sized sweater too... you really are a sweater weather gay
by Twobisexuals February 22, 2021
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Hold My Beer, Watch This

A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.
Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
by In My Defense... September 27, 2018
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