schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

Boobie Wagon

Two or more women drinking on a trip till they are buzzed and start rubbing boobs against each other.

They drank so much on the ride down they were boobie wagoning once they hit the hotel door.

by Jiggyfly212 July 14, 2021

Mary Warner

A name that sounds like marijuana, ideal for saving your dealers number without looking bait.

Joe: Who's Mary Warner? She's just text you

Phil: My dealer

by 420blitz July 15, 2021

Badger Wagon

A vehicle containing an ex-significant other and at least two of their friends yelling obscenities at you from open windows.

"Melissa just rolled up in a Badger Wagon while I was having lunch with my boss. After what they said, I don't think I'm getting that promotion."

by Positive Control October 30, 2021

Shaggin' Wagon

This is not even a real dictionary but I have to go on this website and make an entry just so show that you need to use better sources. It is also a device to move full or empty rail cars across insulation plants.

Woah look at that shaggin' wagon. Glad we waste company resources on dumb stuff like persecuting employees because we got mad at them instead of actually trying to be productive.

by Money Maker Maddox November 3, 2021

Violet Wagonhearth

Is better than Alice embernight

Can outrun her anyday

Field clowns smell

Violet Wagonhearth is a piece of crap

by Iloveuall August 9, 2021