Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

Drylo Wank

Performing a Gwylo Wank without lubrication.

Gwylo Wanker 1 "I forgot the loob."
Gwylo Wanker 2 "Drylo Wank-QUET."

by Badge MC June 3, 2008

Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.

I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)

by Papa Josh July 16, 2009

Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.

Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.

by BDDD44 October 9, 2023

cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.

jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed

by bettypage May 10, 2011

Flash-Wank

When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.

Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.

Dude you should've gone for longer then

by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016

wanking a goldfish

Where east benders go to watch confrontation street

Colin was wanking a goldfish, he should get down to confrontation street

by eastbender November 3, 2013