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cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.
jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed
by bettypage May 10, 2011
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Flash-Wank

When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.
Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.

Dude you should've gone for longer then
by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016
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Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.
Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.
by Cemmons March 19, 2017
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Cheap Wank

When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.
One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.
by tcmate January 26, 2013
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Wank Panic

The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !
Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit, ahh a spare sock . . . perfect.
by Onion Booty May 29, 2009
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Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.
Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.
by BDDD44 October 9, 2023
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Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.
I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)
by Papa Josh July 16, 2009
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