Pencil Wanking

Proceeding to put a pencil in your urethra. Then put the pencil in a pencil sharpener, and sharpen it all the way down to the eraser while stroking your penis.

Bro, I just got cum on my pencil sharpener after pencil wanking.

by Cemmons March 19, 2017

food wank

A solitary indulgence purely from taste, smell & asthethics of food, a moment of ecstasy.

I just had an amazing food wank.

by Cjordanchef January 10, 2015

Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.

I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)

by Papa Josh July 16, 2009

Drylo Wank

Performing a Gwylo Wank without lubrication.

Gwylo Wanker 1 "I forgot the loob."
Gwylo Wanker 2 "Drylo Wank-QUET."

by Badge MC June 3, 2008

wank wee

The act of urinating as you ejaculate

'Shit son I was with my hoe last night, and I was about to bust a nut and I accidentally Wank Wee'd on her face.'

by GPJYELLO November 28, 2014

Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.

Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.

by BDDD44 October 9, 2023

Wank Panic

The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !

Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit, ahh a spare sock . . . perfect.

by Onion Booty May 29, 2009