wank wee

The act of urinating as you ejaculate

'Shit son I was with my hoe last night, and I was about to bust a nut and I accidentally Wank Wee'd on her face.'

by GPJYELLO November 28, 2014

Cheap Wank

When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.

One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.

by tcmate January 26, 2013

food wank

A solitary indulgence purely from taste, smell & asthethics of food, a moment of ecstasy.

I just had an amazing food wank.

by Cjordanchef January 10, 2015

Wank Panic

The blind panic which every man suffers when approachin ejaculation when there are no tissues in sight !

Man in wank panic: O shit . . . O shit, ahh a spare sock . . . perfect.

by Onion Booty May 29, 2009

Patty Wank

When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess.

I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :)

by Papa Josh July 16, 2009

Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.

Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.

by BDDD44 October 9, 2023