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king hell

Shortened version of fucking hell.
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008
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King nacho

Picking up a king nacho will more or less empty the nacho basket, since the king nacho is firmly attached to every other nacho with cheese.
Jasper: Hey, don't be so greedy, leave some to the rest of us!

Carl: I'm not greedy - I got hold on a king nacho!
by Jesperino May 14, 2009
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King Nakee

The morning after sex, simply great..you wake up bare and don't feel like putting clothes on, so you wrap the covers around you, like a cape, all the while you claim you are infact the King Nakee!
Women: Wow that was amazing sex!
Man: Well what do you expect, Im King Nakee
Women: You got that right, so how bout you take those covers off?
Men: Go fuck yourself. Im King Nakee!
by Mr.Ballzee December 17, 2008
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King Clazz

Runescape - When times are bad, you never get any drops, you spec 0's constantly. You just had a "King_Clazz" moment. Having this title basicly means "Worst Luck Possible" or WLP syndrome. This means you can never get "Lucky" with anything.
Guy 1: "Man i just killed 5000 Abby Demons and not one whip@!"
Guy 2: "Stink!! You just had a King Clazz moment"
by Brock M October 20, 2008
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Lion Kinging

The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”
I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!

"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!
by lv4kiki October 1, 2014
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king dingus

The king of all dingus's. A real momo head.
That cocksucker Marvin ain't your everyday momo. He's like King Dingus
by Gumbie Dumbie April 26, 2015
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