HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS

When a CENTRAL PLACE FUNCTION with another HOMOSEXUAL committs massive bank fraud along with TELLERS to EFFECT.

This was on APRIL 1, 2022 as I had later gotten a RAMEN SOUP in HOLLSDALE FOOD COURT and my number was number 52. Before that ANAL ALAN JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE who is ALAN I WALDMAN went into the BARNES AND NOBLE SAN MATEO who with STARBUCKS there have STRIGGER'S relations , as so what happened I opened up my suitcases to get my money out and closed them right away and sat on the floor looking at LANGUAGE BOOKS and I finally decided on two , so it was SWEDISH and ERITREA LANGUAGE DICTIONARY'S so when I went to pay for them "I WAS ACCOSTED BY THIS HOMOSEXIAL and his SECURITY FRIEND as the HOMONGENSEXUAL FIRST TRESPASS planning in place already and they stop me from paying and made me leave the store" THE point at this experience "they assumed I shoplift but they are dumb asses as I don't in fact I just got buying over $50 worth of books on this pivotal "WOULD BE MENLO PARK attack date of getting JACKED OUT OF MY PROPERTY by "the BIG PLAN , JAMES PARK SUBWAY SH00TER HOTEL LADY GAGA instigator , " as they were burning mad at me as you will see in the ,"URBAN DICTIONARY, "JUST THE FACTS MAM".

by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022

Is first the worst

Yes 1st is the worst 2nd will forever be the worst

Is first the worst? yes because Tyela is 1st making his name the worst Ashley is 2nd making her the best

by Shush shmuck November 16, 2020

First

Something people say on a video even if they aren't actually the first.

Guy 1: Lmao im first!
Guy 2:No i am!
Guy 3:I WAS HERE BEFORE ALL OF YOU SHITFARTS!
Guy 4:oh hey guys

by Junderlel December 26, 2020

First kiss

What landie will never get

Landie will never have her first kiss.

by Onsismaarnethier February 10, 2021

tenty first

Theres 21st and all but there was never an 11st so here it is.

welcome to the tenty first day of this month.

by Callsign X-Ghost February 12, 2021

First Love

First love is someone whom you fall in love with for the first time. Crush & first love are the same but sometimes crush on someone a bit different, so don't confuse between them

Person 1: I"ll have to tell you something, that guy is my first love

Person 2: So, he loves you back?

Person 1: I asked him if he loves me back, then he said "Yes" and we are in love with each other *giggles*

by <thesweetestpersonever_99> February 21, 2021

First aid kit

Rotation device

Yo I need a first aid kit, oh yeah sure I’ll get you a rotation device

by Leviackermanswifeu March 5, 2021