eat dirt

to fall on the ground, preferably on your face

also see eating dirt

jareth fainted, causing him to eat dirt

by cowboylexapro March 26, 2023

dirt

gossip.

Do you have any dirt?

by my-my-what-a-bean January 17, 2016

EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT

NO WORDS NEEDED USING THIS CARD IS BLINDING TO THE OPPONENT

WELL AT LEAST I GOT GOOD SHOULDERS
"EVEN A BLIND MAN COULD TELL YOU ARENT DIRT"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 23, 2020

The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

by analvagina December 6, 2013

dirt devils

a softball team you should think of joining its one of the best and their some great softball players on these teams(:

DAYUMMMM, did you see those dirt devils!

by dirtdevilherself October 4, 2010

dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty

Natasha is a dirt monster

by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023

Dirt cloud

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies

Hey tommy if you make me angry one more time im gonna dirt cloud your grandma

by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022