emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

emptying out the spit valve by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

The Photographed Voice 

A group of four willing to turn their amps up so loud the earth will crumble and then explode.....and then crumble again.

1. A scientist may say: "Watch out for those kids that make up The Photographed Voice, they're rediculous. So so rediculous."

2. Your cat rolls around on shag carpeting, creating too much static and then touches your small toe. Thus, creating the feeling you have just been hit by The Photographed Voice

The Photographed Voice by Matthew Hutchings October 24, 2005

The Braille volcano 

when a woman with a prolapsed anus explosively shits diarrhea on a blind man's face.

Did you hear about Ricky? Some chick gave him the Braille volcano.

The Braille volcano by 82ndABN March 18, 2009

The Da Vinci 

The sexual act of ejaculating semen into ones hand as to make a bowl of paint then painting your partners face with said semen

She was a freak, I gave her the da Vinci last night. It was a work of art

The Da Vinci by TCGREEZY November 21, 2018

The military vibe check 

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

The military vibe check by Bofasmith October 19, 2019

The devils vagina 

commonly associated when a woman puts habanero peppers inside of her vagina before sex.

My wife pulled the devils vagina on me last night. We are getting into a divorce now.

The devils vagina by gobenslover January 20, 2022

The Honest Vocal Coach 

One of the most respected vocal coaches in all of stan Twitter. She is most known for her 3x Platinum single, “Don’t Call Me Angel”. Georgina can often be found ending fads and committing various hate crimes against the LGBT community.

omf The Honest Vocal Coach just ended another f@g

The Honest Vocal Coach by a fad October 19, 2020