Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.

John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.

by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Clam lo mein

When a girls clam is hidden by an abundance of pubic hair, resembling a bowl of lo mein noodles.

Yea she's hot, but damn that thing is hairy. Some serious clam lo mein.

by Freshboi May 17, 2021

Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole

“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”

by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022

Clam Job

A clammy hand/foot job

I just got a clam job, her hands were wet and cold the whole time

by Playful Peach & Sheldon Shrimp January 25, 2022

Clam Grab

When a woman steals a mate from another woman; i. e. the female equivalent of a cock block.

Brenda manged clam grab Rob from Kelly.

by Master M T March 16, 2009

Clam Snatchin'

Term used when your fellow Bro's and yourself go out pussy hunting in other words Snatchin' Clam with immense swag.

Bro 1: Dude, see that fine peice of clam.

Bro 2: Yeah Bro 1, I would def fornicate with her lady parts.

Bro 1: I would also fornicate with her, lets go Clam Snatchin' and get a peice of dat.

by PMONEY $wagger June 23, 2011