Maths

A concept created by some arabic twats to piss off the entirety of human kind.
Person 1: What's your opinion on Maths?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Erm, hel-
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK, IS THE POINT IN INCINERATING CHILDREN'S BRAINS CELLS, TO LEARN A TOPIC, THAT'S FLAWED ANYWAYS?!?!
Person 1: Bro chill! Tf does that even mean anyways, maths isn't flawed.
Person 2: Watch fucking Veritasium on youtube. Bro literally destroys the concept of maths with a vid titles, "there is a hole at the bottom of Math".

*post watching vid*
Person 1: ......FUU-
by Punjabi Peanut June 21, 2023
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my anioence through 7 hours
math is cool
by April 18, 2022
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"jonny has 300456 apples he gives jessica and conner 5678 how many apples does poor ass jonny have?(multiply,divide,use fractions,dont forget to add you decimal point,round to the nearest 10th and then add the two number you get and subtract them by 30 pi squared)you may use ur non existent math notes to help.
by ARGJUEIGFIGBARK March 03, 2022
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What is Math ?!

Math is a spiral, from 1+1 ,2+2................ If you want to be an engineer ,then learn math

JUST REMEMBER MATH IS A SPIRAL !
WHAT IS Math ?!
teacher :Kids what is Math

Students : Math is math
teacher : no , Math is a spiral
And now

student A : What is MATH !!
All students : MATH IS A SPIRAL !!

If a teacher ask you what is math ,then answer

"Math is a spiral "
by EVERTHING I SEE IS EW January 27, 2019
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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.
by Tamed-Carrot March 29, 2018
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International Rule of Math

The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada
"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"
by Molly Case November 28, 2013
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