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Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
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Christmas Crasher

A person who is not Christian and who normally does NOT celebrate Christmas, but yet enjoys the holiday of Christmas, gets the day off, goes to Christmas parties, enjoys eggnog, sings Christmas songs and hangs out with his/her Christian friends around the Christmas tree and even receives gifts from Santa.
I'm a Jew, but yet I'm a Christmas Crasher because I love to go to my buddie's Christmas party, drink lots of spiked egg nog, get gifts under the tree, sing Christmas carols and enjoy the day off from work!
by annieoakley December 27, 2010
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Christmas clap

On Christmas Eve you get together with another special someone. You then wake up on Christmas Day and something just ain’t right. Surprisingly you find out you have acquired the “ Christmas clap.”
Dayum Shaunita, you were with Kwantrell last night. I’m glad you made it for Christmas dinner. But don’t sit down at the dinner table with that Christmas clap.
by Dizzy Dycks December 25, 2023
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Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020
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Christmas

A Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus but has been turned into a cash grab
Hey can’t wait to blow all my money on toys my kids are never gonna use for Christmas
by Maximum Effort January 21, 2018
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christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year. It signifies time of when baby Jesus came into our world. People tend to decorate their houses with blow up characters which light up at night. Some also like to decorate their car with reindeer antlers so the car kinda looks like a reindeer... but not so much that you think "oh my there's a reindeer on the road!"
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
"omg its a month before Christmas! time to set up my Christmas tree!"
by The Grinch's Worst Nightmare October 24, 2018
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