Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

A brain licking lad

Where u buy a brain licker and start to suck on it slowly but sexy and with prestigious manner.
Or you love big cum ridden cock

Aw that kid is such a brain licking lad

by Meghalaya November 23, 2021

licked-off lemonheads

When you lick the yellow part of a lemonhead off and all that it left is the white part of it. Some people sell this as cocaine.

"Omg, you saw that kid in the corner?"
"Yeah, he's selling licked-off lemonheads."

by holapeople February 25, 2018

Swisher lick

The way someone licks their blunt to seal it. Can be seen as sexual in nature, if eye contact is made during the act.

His Swisher lick got me wildin' out.

by Tee Hyphy October 09, 2020

licking lexi

Licking lexi only stays on the tip. She is a very slobbery licker

She licked like a licking lexi

by Jack Arc April 13, 2020

Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit

Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"

by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017