Steve

A incredibly attractive man who definitely gets bitches

“Sup Steve”
“Thanks man”

by JoeFromLigma May 18, 2022

Steve

Steve is the protagonist of the hit game "Minecraft" which launched in 2011. Steve was created during the beta of the game and received this nickname across time until the character appeared in another game and his name was shown to be Steve. Since then, Steve has become the character's official name.

If they put Steve in smash I'll eat a shirt

by Birimbinha May 18, 2022

My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

by gigachad2 May 25, 2022

Steve

Quite the opposite of a Stan.. a Steve is someone known to be surrounded by chaos. So much so that they are accident / fire prone and do so quite often for fun. A Steve has the power to make a grown man cry.. .. .. .. cry because they are laughing so hard at the actual Steve's pain.

He's on fire!! Such a Steve thing to do

by naSTfocus May 26, 2022

Steve wilks yet again updated

Again, is a booty ass defensive coordinator for the university of Missouri because he can't coach pro ball because he's fucking predictable as a teddy bear his ass was the a defensive coordinator for the browns and was also ass as a head coach for the Arizona cardbirdies that got fired after making the Cardinals a laughable team only 1 year on the job 3-13 really Steve??? Really?????

Steve wilks yet again updated examples

University of Missouri: let's hire Steve wilks what could possibly go wrong?

Um athletes: of fuck no!

1 year later: (6-6 season) um students: (all cry)

#2
(Cleveland browns:) tf why did we hire this booty ass who went 3-13 with the cardbirdies?

(Whoever hired him:) because his defense is fire ASF

(Browns:) you and him pack your bags your asses are fired

#3

(Arizona week 0 :) Steve wilks is the answer
(Ari week 17:) fuck you Steve wilks you're a bum ass who isn't coming back next year your play calling is ass and our defense couldn't do shit with you

by Bleeding guns December 15, 2021

Steve

A man typically in his late 40's, with a massive beer belly and an even more massive bad attitude.
These are usually found inhabiting the midlands of England and Scotland

"Did you see that guy yelling at youths yesterday?"
"Yeah man he is such a Steve"
"Ikr"

by Raf is on the roof again January 28, 2022

Steve Jobs

A dead body lying in Apple Park who is already dead in 2011 lol bruhhhhhh and invited a fucking small iPhone 4s and ugly iPhone 3gs and shity big iPad just like a shity big iPhone
and Steve Jobs created many fucking stubid apple fans as they are brainless and buying fucking overpriced stuffs

Guy A: look, he just like one of the Steve Jobs fans
Guy B: pqlmn I love apple iPhone Android is shit rjvbzx

by PolyMoster February 7, 2022