SPEED BUMP

Children

I thought I hit a speed bump until it started screaming

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

Speedbump

Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.

We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.

by XRKelly September 4, 2019

Speedans

Someone that likes to flex .Flexing is a hobby for these typa people. They will even flex with someone else's items .

Speedans(noun) like expensive things .
Uspeeda(verb) with a Henny that's not yours

by Takishi November 17, 2019

speed Bump

speed Bump is a guy from Leicestershire who's been hit by a car 3 times up to now with minor injuries and often has no second thoughts about useing his fists. speed Bump will often think hes invincible or just the greatest person to ever live speed Bump can either be calm or a prick to you it all depends on how you treat him.

jhon/ yo bro you heard

Kaine/ about what

jhon/ speed Bump and his guys band that Roons guy from parks for being a nonce twat and mans called the pigs

Kaine/ ye i hured my man got away with it you know

John/ thats a madness g tho still

by Dr speed bump November 27, 2019

Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Speed Racer Yard Sale

When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.

Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019

Speed Daddy

When driving on the highway, wait for a passing car that is speeding, then follow behind them and maintain their speed. Leaving a gap between yourself and the speeding vehicle will ensure that if there is a cop ahead, that they will get pulled over and not you. This is your speed daddy, love your speed daddy, be a speed hoe.

Oh, I had a speed daddy on my way to Orlando, cut my trip in half.

by Razorbumps69 November 5, 2019