smarts

an oxymoron that defines the speaker of this word to be not smart

"I'm smarts."

by bean February 10, 2003

Shart mouse

A Dailos m that often happens when groups of gay men get together. Mice, Flour and water are pumped into a male anus and it is then squirted over the rest of the males in the room. They all take it in turns until the ejaculating begins

De-lous and I had a divine session of shart mouse last night, I still have mice in my teeth.

by spacewine March 18, 2014

African Bull Shart

When a woman charges a man, pulls down his pants, reaches up and finds poop, which is then pulled out to be eaten.

Oh fuck watch out! She's tryin to african bull shart you!

by bjjggkgkgk May 24, 2011

smarty

when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty

by Andrew, Paul, Brian March 17, 2008

shart week

when an individual has consumed some rotten or vile food, beans, spoiled food and cannot stop sharting (wet fart, shit +fart) for a whole week non stop. the individual may soon get worried and go to the doctor only to find out it was a malignant tumor in his intestines causing the explosions.

tony: hows it going alex

alex: aww man its been a total shart week

by Corn-man May 25, 2010

shart baby

When a man sharts on a women's vagina and impregnates her with his own shit, thus creating a shart baby

My friend Liz is a shart baby because she was concieved during a very messy accident involving a shart invasion in her mother's vaginal canal.

by boobs mcgee 69 August 25, 2008

Miss Smarty Pants

One who talks about longitude and latitude.

"well aren't you miss smarty pants, talking about longitude and latitude"

by antonia666 March 20, 2005