Social Potato

A couch potato , except the social potato prefers the mattress and smart phone. In contrast to its relative the "couch potato " .

All of this new social media has turned my son into a social potato .

by Rudagalrebecca July 29, 2018

Social Mediest

An Individual recognized only for their constant use of Media and electronic communication to form, influence, and engage communities and audiences using their opinions, information and content via Social Media sites.

Tommy Sotomayor III is one of the most popular Social Mediest that exist, he has attracted as many as 120,000 followers through Social Media and is not popular for anything other than his blogs about African American Women.

by "TheNCrowd" June 26, 2014

social hooker

Those fake random slutty women that send friend requests via social media, like Facebook and Twitter. In actuality, they are older overweight men that still live in their parents basements.

Hi, My name is Candy and I would like to be your friend. (but I don't have information associated with my Facebook account, I don't know you and I'm a social hooker)

by ThatGuy over there April 13, 2014

Social Saddam

The act of living in a hole socially.

Dude everyone is coming over to my house tonight. We haven't seen you in weeks. Quit pulling a Social Saddam and get over here.

by Sir SociallYawesome January 6, 2010

Social-communism

Ideology systematically developed by Spanish politicians Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias involving a synthesis of socialism, communism, and separatism. Other unique elements of the ideology include a fondness for taxpayer-funded private airplane rides and ostentatious housing (often referred to by the more convenient name of "ponytail's crib").

- Will you be voting for Pedro Sánchez next elections?
- No, I refuse to support social-communism.

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

Alcohol Socialism

The belief that all alcohol in and around a party should be shared equally by its guests.

Alright everyone, we're abiding by alcohol socialism tonight, so pass your bottle to the right and take a pull!

by BurgerKing22 November 18, 2011

based socialism

When the government does sh*t to help people and not just the rich

Crazy how we socialize military ammunition that costs us billions but ‘based socialism’ is radical cause we’d help the poor instead of endless war.

by Flatearthwalker December 30, 2020