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sloppy average joe

its The act of making a sloppy joe out of a working class man in an act of cannibalism
John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild
by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019
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Sloppy Miguel

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
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Sloppy papi

When a guy pounds someone in the ass so hard it starts to bleed and the mans cock turns red and when he cums it’s a mix of blood, shit, and cum.
Oh yes papi, fuck me and give me a sloppy papi
by Uselessnamehere February 19, 2019
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Sloppy giusseppi

Covering your partner in garlic mayo and masturbating onto them. You then lick them clean, unaware of what is your sauce and what is garlic mayo
"Gave Anna a sloppy giusseppi last night. I didnt know she had such a fucked up fetish"
by Giusseppi February 21, 2019
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Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again
Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!
by Nickk116 March 7, 2019
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Sloppy joe

When the male pulls his penis out of s/o ass and the s/o starts sucking it
Damn babby that’s a nice sloppy joe
by Dmdjdjrjfj July 15, 2019
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