robert

The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.

'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'

by Jailatte May 4, 2022

Rory Robert Wilson

The sexiest, strongest, most talented and intelligent person who can possibly exist ever.

Everybody wishes they were Rory Robert Wilson as he is so much better than everyone else

by Genious Masterminded person January 2, 2021

Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert

Anyone who is rude to a Robert, gets dominated by Robert. Robert is kind but gets mad when he needs to be. Robert is a fierce and strong guy and is really good at arm wrestling, he also farts a lot. Robert also loves food, he also blames everybody but himself in a lot of situations. Robert is also an annoying man.

Robert is annoying and mad.

by Joneslilly1309 November 2, 2019

Robert On Popcorn

Robert On Popcorn is a person named Robert who is on your popcorn.

Joe: dude, look at Robert!
Dan: is Robert On Popcorn?
Joe: i think he is!
Dan: damn.

by tri-lights March 9, 2024

Robert

Short and vertically disabled guy. He loves having whore's around him for his pleasures , has got that I don't care attitude and will mercilessly hit any edible bitch around him.*He's the perfect man for young undecided and confused ladies*

That male version of a whore Robert

by Mmoja Wa Tarantella November 25, 2021