pump shotty

A huge pump shotgun that I will fire up your ass if you steal
my weed.

Used similarly to "popping a cap up your ass".
ie. shooting a gun up someone´s rectal passage.

Gangsta 1: Oy m8 back off my lawn before I bring out my pump shotty!
Random dude: Shit Relax dude!

by LikeDAtAssSHit October 3, 2019

Pumping Slop

A thing you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend.

Mike: So, what did you guys do over the weekend?
Steve: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was Pumping Slop all weekend!

by Kyuubinoneko October 14, 2019

Indiana gas pump

A dick with a multiple stds

I gave her the Indiana Gas Pump, now she's got herpeghonnasyphillaids.

by Turtles:D December 19, 2017

oscar the pump god

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism

Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ

by PumpGodism December 21, 2017

Lil pump

Someone who has a small mouth and likes to suck dick

I used a lil pump yesterday, it completly emptied my balls

by BbK04 January 6, 2018

Pumped

To be blown away by a pump-action shotgun.

I just walked up and pumped his ass full of lead.

by Crumbus January 14, 2018

office pump

Usually referred to as the female at the office that has any type of sex with any new employee or anyone else. Can be utilized as a school pump, station pump or gym pump.

Eric: Hey Bill, what do you think of that new girl Megan?
Bill: Steer clear of her, she’s the office pump. Everyone has already fucked her.

by Brave Dave C January 14, 2018