Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.
by TRIMROOM May 8, 2024
Get the Two-Pump Trumpmug. by Lurch T. August 29, 2010
Get the Pumped like a reebokmug. Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym
Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?
Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.
Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.
by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020
Get the Muffin Pumpmug. by reddawn648 December 23, 2024
Get the Pumping bloodmug. Used to describe a quick easy shag, usually used as a confidence builder after you've got yourself dumped.
by Goochstar February 26, 2018
Get the recovery pumpmug. n. A term Local Mountain Bike Associations commonly use when trying to distract the community from their lack of support for dirt jumps.
“We can’t support dirt jumps as they are dangerous, but we’ve actively been exploring a proposal for a local pump track
by Ruckus22 May 23, 2020
Get the pump trackmug. The heart. The human heart is the “central pump” of the human circulatory system. Commonly used by nurses, doctors, & people who’ve played way too much Cyberpunk 2077. Used in Cyberpunk 2077.
Doctor: Man, my bitch cheated on me with my homie
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump
Cyberpunk Fan: Sounds like she broke your central pump
by IamFyaDwagon February 5, 2021
Get the central pumpmug.