Toilet paper

A currency that is used during coronavirus quarantine.

Family 1: Hey you got any hand sanitizer, we just ran out

Family 2: Yeah sure, 4 toilet paper rolls

by FartGarfunkel March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.

Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

toilet paper

in this corona pandemic, it is nowhere to be seen

WHERE IS ALL THE TOILET PAPER!?!?!?

"because when you get coronavirus, you suddenly crave toilet paper"

by opeaii March 22, 2020

Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.

I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.

by Big stonks March 22, 2020

TOILET PAPER

The currency for 2020.

"Karens love it, and so do YOU."
Toilet Paper~

by Bnana-man March 22, 2020

Toilet paper

Nonexistent in stores during 2020

Damn bro the dont got no toilet paper

by Cora :) March 23, 2020