A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

by PotatoToldYouSo August 23, 2017

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
by Chichimec January 1, 2024

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024

by gigasquiga January 16, 2025

by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
