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Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021
mugGet the Morning papermug.

cashier paper

used to transfer stuff from one paper to another
Cashiers often use cashier paper in their receipts.
by PotatoToldYouSo August 23, 2017
mugGet the cashier papermug.

Paper badge

A piece of degreed paper mentally worn after years of schooling, usually producing an opinion of superior thinking.
All those years of schooling to get your paper badge and now you have all authority?
by Chichimec January 1, 2024
mugGet the Paper badgemug.

it's just paper.

A common motto used to dismiss a purchase, not as a negative but as a positive enforcing that they were comfortable with making that overall purchase.
Billy Bob "Man did you really buy me these Jordans as a gift? That must have cost you a ton!"

Bob Billy "Don't mention it dude, it's just paper. "
by yungtommyfrm18th ave January 3, 2024
mugGet the it's just paper.mug.

Paper Bag Syndrome

When a girl has a vary nice figure but is chopped in the face card department
damn she's bad but she kinda has paper bag syndrome
by gigasquiga January 16, 2025
mugGet the Paper Bag Syndromemug.

Toilet Paper

An everyday part of a pandemic diet, introduced by panic shoppers caused by the Coronavirus.
Toilet paper makes me feel great and helps me go through my day in quarantine.
by An egg's brain March 21, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

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