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Pattric is super funny.and he is very agressive and competitive all the time.he always gets his way.and hes nice with the ladys.pattric will steal you from any guy.pattric is also very loyal.and no matter how much he did or said to you,you cant let him go for some reason,hes just special and a one of a kind
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by pattric August 16, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.
My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.
by MalignantOath May 21, 2016
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Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed
"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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Potter

A mixture of tobacco and marijuana in a bong toke. for most potter smokes its more tobacco than weed. L0L
potters r Life for Cig smokers who want to smoke less darts.
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petter løberg

A "Petterberg" is a quadroon
by Puma123 January 30, 2017
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