shit slotting

When you get really mad at someone and shit through thier letterbox

When someone is antagonised to the point where they 'slot' their own poo through another's letter box

'Ah man, I'm so mad at Pablo, so I thought I'd do some shit slotting. Basically I took a shit through his letter box'

by Ragatron December 22, 2013

Shit-Towel

An old towel, sock, rag, or t-shirt that is used as a means of wiping one's ass when no toilet paper is available, often left in a pile in a bathroom closet for repeat use.

Dude, we're out of buttwipe. You'll have to use this shit-towel.

by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

Shit slave

This is a type of person who is unable to defecate in public places. Instead of, ones would keep the poo till home, what makes him a slave of his own urge.

-Man I gotta poo...
-Use the uni's toilet then.
-Naah, I'll manage to keep it.
-Dude, you're a shit slave.

by Big Clubowsky January 16, 2022

Covid Shits

The intestinal chaos caused by a bad case of COVID-19. Starts out feeling like indigestion and a few days later progresses to straight fuckin water. Explosive diarrhea is but a gently trickling stream compared to this VEI-8 anal eruption. It’s the Yellowstone of horrifying dumps. You’re unable to eat anything substantial during this time, so it will eventually progress to yellow brown butt pee which will make you long for the days of a normal trip to the can, and guzzle Gatorade like a parched, sweaty football player. By the time you recovery two weeks later, you’ll feel like you experienced George Brett’s meal at Kokomo’s every day for as long as you can remember, and you’ll have probably shit your pants two or three times since this nightmare began. Remember, it’s not a fart.

Remember when all the toilet paper ran out at the start of the pandemic? It was because of the Covid Shits.

by Helostlol March 15, 2021

shit capades

Taking a really disgusting dump in at someone else's house or in a public place.

"I just destroyed that bathroom."
"Shit capades are so much fun."

by ShiftyNevada March 19, 2013

Psycho shit

Some quality narcotics

1: yo this chick threw her backpack at me and started cussing out the professor in 3rd

2: man she must have been on some psycho shit

by cinimodde September 23, 2018

Rooftop Shits

When you have the runs and you’re pouring sweat like you’ve been working in 95 degrees on a roof just taking a dump with a big puddle of sweat at your feet.

“I ate Taco Bell today and ended up with the rooftop shits.”

by Zach17 September 8, 2023