boat decking

A hot girlfriend who is only around for showing off and fucking on the boat.

“I’m boat decking her”

by WinnerWinnerChickenDinner June 4, 2023

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Rail boated

3 levels beyond drunk.

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated

by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014

gun boats

Big titties.

Did you see the size of her gun boats, bro?
Yes! They are exquisite!

by Layin_pipe June 19, 2021

boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

by Classic Joe October 3, 2019

Gravy Boat

Having sex with a woman in the cowgirl position while she has her period so the period blood all drips out and collects onto the man beneath her.

Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.

by Mighty wind February 10, 2024