Obama

A homestuck reference.

Someone: Yo Obama was elected for president!
You: Is that a homestuck reference?

by homestuckie September 12, 2023

Obama yo mama

The act of eating a load of vegatables enough for your shit to get really hard and bulky and then take somebody of you don’t like’s mom, squat over their face and start pushing your shit out really hard while repeating “YES WE CAN!!!!! YES WE CAN!!!!”

Person to someone they don’t like: “Hey bitch I’m gonna obama yo mama you better watch out yo window tonight or else you gon catch me obamaing yo momma”

by Acidmofo September 18, 2023

obamaflong

A small square piece of a standard sheet of paper

I didn’t have to write much so I wrote the note on an obamaflong.

by The actually for real actual o January 25, 2024

obam4

obama on things that dont allow obama

obam4 sucks

by aaaaaaaaaaaa6756 February 18, 2024

Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

obamahameha

this meme where obama goes "listen here joe,ive got the power of hope and change and that beats all attacks you can throw at me,so try and dodge this. OBAMAHAMEHA"

me:OBAMAHAMEHA
someone:ur not him bro

by bruhhhhhhhh31 March 6, 2024

Obama washer

In 2009, higher efficiency standards for top-loading washing machines ruined the cleaning ability and time taken on a load of laundry. These new mandates were pushed by the Obama administration hence the name “Obama Washer”

How come our new washer is taking 2 hours to wash a load of laundry? Probably because it’s one of them damn Obama washers.

by Real0b0m@ March 10, 2024