Beer Captain

In "high level" recreational hockey in Canada the term "Beer Captain" is used to describe an individual of importance or influence on a team. The Beer Captain is both the captain of his respective team (typically commissioned with selecting his squad on a given week) and more importantly - is assigned to pick up the beer.

It's considered one of the highest honors to bestowed on an individual in Canada.

Reggie made a rookie mistake by only bringing a dozen when he was selected as Beer Captain

by Lochwood May 12, 2014

Beer Balls

Alcohol and anger go together like two peas in a pod - alcohol releases anger and aggressive behaviors.

For example, you're leaving a baseball game after having a few beers. Your team lost and as you walk out of your section, you're bumped by a guy wearing the jersey of the visiting team. So you act with rage.

Drunk man: wtf .. (screaming from a distance)
Girl: That man is out of control.
Girl 2: Talk about beer balls

by 8offgarc September 19, 2016

Beer Hole

a form of depression that occurs after a session of heavy alcohol consumption, usually around 75~200 beers in a weekend. Symptoms include a sense of dread, sending manic texts, and not wanting to record an episode of the podcast.

Dude I drank 27 Yuenglings Saturday and now I'm in the Beer Hole bad.

by wisecrackerpod April 27, 2021

Beer-vana

A sudden certainty after drinking large quantities of alcohol that you can fix your life

"All I need to do is learn the guitar or buy a cattery and stop flushing letters from the debt collection agency down the toilet without reading them"
"Wake up my disciple. You don't have to worry about the morrow when you let your soul drown in the beer-vana before the next night."

by Batrick June 1, 2018

pound beers

To chug beers whilst binge drinking.

I pounded eight bud heavies while fishing in a canoe this afternoon and only caught a buzz. Let's go pound beers tonight.

by Boozeturd February 23, 2017

Hizzy beer

a beer left unfinished, typically in a can.

Alex left a hizzy beer on the counter.

by FriscoFrank January 6, 2023

Beer gills

Having the ability to consume beer fastidiously and with ease, as if breathing.

Man, that dude doesn't even drink beer. He inhales it through his beer gills.

by taco jack April 19, 2017